When Coggle was a young lad, he was sent to the local Temple for the usual level of education afforded to penniless children in the town. This meant enough schooling to let them write their names, read a simple indenture contract, and add up the few …
Wallace the Donkey
Despite certain other people's problems with his name, Wallace is quite happy with being known as a Donkey of Exceptional Intelligence and Abilities. That there are no differences between his own stats and those of anyone else is beside the point.